I want to thank Mom and Dad. And God.

Time publishes it's Person of the Year tomorrow, and I won!

Um, so did you. Actually, it's anyone using the World Wide Web. How 'bout that for a cop-out, I mean, a cool thing. Actually, the Time people suggested if they had gone with an individual, it would have been that scumbag from Iran. Good choice, Time. I like me.

You can read one of the articles about it here.