the King of Spain (the real one, not Reagan)

The King of Spain told Hugo Chavez to shut up. Brilliant. I want to find the Spanish text.

If only the rest of the world would join him.

Meanwhile, the article states, he had to call Fidel for a little bit of fake posturing to perpetuate the lie that the old geezer is alive. He actually laments that his phone doesn't have "speakerphone."

OMG, I thought the writer's were on strike. see below