So I'm thinking how incredibly clever I am to utter that famous quote from Casablanca, and somehow apply it to the obnoxious Barbie in the news ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME, but it turns out every blasted journalist in the universe has used that phrase in relation to Paris Hilton. Especially when she dated that guy named Paris. How weird is that?
Anyway, poor little rich girl went to jail, got out of jail, and seems to be headed back to jail.
Whatever ever happened to celebrities who had talent?
Even George Hamilton, lately known for his freaky orange skin and apparently nothing else, has a pretty decent filmography. What does Paris have? Nothing more than the media's attention.
I'll throw in the towel if she ever gets her own square on Hollywood Squares.
update: She was sent back to jail screaming and crying. Read the circus here.