Keith Richards, Again

So really, I have to post this second part, because 1) so many people spoke to me personally about being disgusted by my previous Keith Richards post, and 2) how can anybody be surprised at a rebuttal against the claims that he snorted his father's ashes?

Personally, I am fascinated by the whole thing. And, for the record, I don't beleive the rebuttal for a minute. But, here you go, judge for yourselves:

"The complete story is lost in the usual slanting. The truth of the matter
is I planted a sturdy English Oak."

I see. Because that sounds like "I snorted my father's ashes." Just sayin'.