I hit another deer!

Yep. That makes three. I'm getting a complex. And Christy was in the passenger seat, so you know a series of phone calls were made. Notably, to our favorite newsman, Jeffy, he of the famously insulting birthday present: The Deerslayer. Yeah, Jeff, you're Mr. Chuckles.

Isn't this the baseball annotation for three strikes--yer out?