Mami, if you're reading this, sorry for the title. Everybody else, maybe you recognize the headline as the title of a song from the musical, Avenue Q.
At any rate, I quite innocently discovered that there is an abundance of porn on the internet. OK, well, specifically, hosted by this blogging thingie. I'm not offended by it. I mean, it's disgusting, but it was my fault.
If my inexperience as a blogger could be measured in the same way fans of The Rocky Horror Picture Show call out people new to the midnight showing, then I would be pelted by pieces of toast and called a virgin. There's nothing I can do but blog on and learn along the way.
In the meantime, I suggest that y'all avoid mashing the "next blog" button at the top of this page.
I'll get my cup of coffee now, sit back, and wait. One of you knuckleheads is going to do it. I know it. Just don't complain to me about the assault when it happens.
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