Thursday, July 05, 2007

The Break-up is Final

Splish will have nothing more to do with Splaish. In fact, she won't return his phone calls, answer his mail, or even whisper his name. It's over.

She has now bonded with the little blue shark that leans against the No Fishing sign in her tank. Frankly, the shark is not her type, but he treats her well.

Meanwhile, He-who-shall-no-longer-be-named seems to be withering away in all that room. We think that he's been running through the garish plastic plants and scratching his fins. What a goober. Serves him right, I say.

I think he's just a confirmed bachelor. Isn't that code for something else?

Stay tuned for the continuing Chronicles of Splaish and Splish.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Splaish is a case of Fish Nasty Behavior---perhaps because of washing TV Shows such as "SHARK WEEK", "THE PALERMO TRIGGER FISH" and "THE UGLY BASS FROM HIALEAH---.

And for you Splish--hope you learned--Go flirt with NEMO, it is a heck of a lot healthier.