I'm sitting at my desk tonight, minding my own business, answering e-mails, checking up on my on-line class, brainstorming in the most exciting intellectual endeavor I've been involved with in a long time, and Jonathan limps in to watch John play some War Video game.
I can't ignore the conversation--it's taking place 5 feet from me, and it goes like this:
Jon: How's it going?
John: It's been a rough time.
Jon: Oh, what's that?
John: I just finished killing Zergs.
Jon: Zergs? With what?
John: Zerg against Zerg.
Can anyone decode this? There isn't a decoder ring in the Cocoa Puffs. I think it may be hormonal.