Who else could possibly appreciate the disgusting and comical references in THIS ARTICLE?
Apparently, those wacky Spaniards (let me be specific, the Catalans, as I don't want to sully the reputation of those other Spaniards that comprise my heritage) have a Christmas celebration that includes, OMG of all things: a defecating peasant.
I read this with abject horror, thinking that perhaps it was somehow the epitome of bad taste and anti-Christianity, only the article explains that defecation is a sign of fertility and good health. Ok. Let me think about that a bit.
Let me just state, for the record, that there will be no pooping peasant in my nativity, thankyouverymuch.
Have a nice day.