What? No update?

Am I the only one that ever keeps up with this? Hmmm. How ironic that I have nothing to say. It was just a typical (wait--do we have typical days? just askin') day doing typical things. Christy finally got her schedule figured out; Jonathan got back from Ga Tech and has been banned from future field trips. HA! Ok, anyway, the usual stuff around here.

Except, that I do have some juicy stuff to share. A fight at school. Um, a fight between girls. A fight, between girls, IN COLLEGE.


Did they not get the memo about adult behavior? Oh, wait, one of their mothers got into the fight. Yeah. She jumped the Dean. HA. Evidently she didn't get the memo either.

Anyway, a good time was had by all. There were extensions loosed, and somehow a missing shoe. I think one of the girls used it to beat on the other girl. BWAHAHAHA. Lamentably, there are no sound effects here. I'd have to enjoy myself by creating BLEEPS and other feral sounds.

The only thing missing was the soundtrack, "I FOOOOUUUUUND YOU...."