Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Air Hockey, Revisited

So, I'm taking a shower and washing my hair, when all of a sudden, I can't get my right arm over my head because the muscles under my arm, and part of my chest and back are sore.

I'm thinking, is this a heart attack? Do I have breast cancer? Am I going to die in the shower, and suffer the indignity of being found slumped, naked, and shrivelled 6 hours later?

Sorry, that image was...disturbing.

Instead, I realize that it's what happens when a middle-aged broad attempts to relive her childhood rivalry with her brother, and plays a bunch of air hockey with teenage boys. Yeah. That's me. Suffering from the aches and pains of age and ego.

Have a nice day.

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